The Cramp: Volume 1, Number 4 by Dale A. Hildebrandt

The Cramp is still ten times worse than any other newsletter! Don't expect ANYTHING of WORTH! You've been warned! AGAIN, expect nothing! Plus, we’re also running late!

BETTER NEVER THAN LATE: It is always true for “The Cramp”!
NO CAAN DO: A Stupid Card Trick
NO CAAN 2: Another Stupid Card Trick
NOSEBLEED: A Stupid Gag
OUT OF THIS COLUMN: Stupid Variations on Curry’s Out of this World!
COIN THROUGH HOLE: A Three Phase Betcha
HOLE PULL: Another Stupid Bet
NOSE, EAR, AND BUTT: A Stupid Coin Trick
PAYPHONE: A Stupid Phone Trick
MARIONETTE HAND: A Stupid Hand Gag That I’ve Never Taught Before (Cuz It’s Lame is why it hasn’t been taught!)
EVEN ISSUE BONUS: “FRIED BRAINS ONE OF THE WORLD’S WORST EBOOKS”
1st edition 2011; 26 pages.
word count: 4901 which is equivalent to 19 standard pages of text